SEOs Against the Internet
The hottest product to ever hit the internet! Contains 180 SEO-optimized cards to keep your keep your content fresh and your traffic growing. Perfect for brainstorming sessions, team building, or just a fun night with fellow marketing mavens.
SEOs Against the Internet is the premier card game that humorously captures the trials and triumphs of SEO and digital marketing.
It’s not just the first of its kind; it’s the best, created by the most insightful SEO strategists. Seriously, if you settle for any other marketing-themed game, we’ll question your keyword research skills.
If your content calendar is full, but your marketing budget is on a tight leash, fear not!
You can also play and strategize with us at the following events at no cost. For the whole experience, though, our original deck boasts 3X the cards and endless opportunities for strategy and laughter.
Ready to climb the SERP ladder to success?
SEOs Against the Internet is a hilariously accurate parody of the SEO and digital marketing universe. We poke fun at everything from the latest Google algorithm updates to the eternal struggle of balancing keyword density – offering hours of entertainment for any analytics-obsessed marketer or content strategy guru.
Rumor has it, the more decks of SEOs Against the Internet you have, the higher your website's organic traffic might climb! And if you're not the boss, why not suggest it to your manager? You'd be amazed at what companies will expense for the sake of team building and creative inspiration.
word is spreading
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Feeling trapped in a loop of keyword research and content calendars?
Is your SEO team driving you to the edge?
Or perhaps you’ve muttered “Not another Google update!” more times than you care to admit today?
It sounds like you’re in dire need of a strategy shake-up.
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Crack open a deck of SEO’ers Against the Internet, summon your fellow digital marketers via Slack, and dive into the strategy session you never knew you needed!
You’ll be so engrossed in outsmarting your colleagues with the wittiest SEO strategies and tactics that you’ll forget all about your page’s bounce rate woes.
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Share your most hilarious or insightful card matchups with us on social media, and we might just feature your genius SEO plays!
If you’re an agency, a marketing team, or a coworking space looking to spice up your brainstorming sessions, SEO’ers Against the Internet is the game changer you’ve been waiting for.
Get in touch to bring the SEO fun to your next team meeting!
Our story
Next to running the biggest SEO Mastermind community of the BENELUX, Jeroen Stikkelorum likes to play board games.
During a stroke of genius, he had an idea:
Why not combine my two passions and create a board game for the SEO community?
He put the idea forward in the community to test if other people were as enthusiastic about board games as himself, and guess what?
Hans van Gent has been working in SEO since the early 2000s. In addition to running his SEO agency, User Growth, he’s always on the lookout for new and fun ways to inspire the next generation of SEO experts.
As a huge fan of Cards Against Humanity and someone who has been exploring the idea of creating a board game for some time, he jumped on the opportunity to see if we could build something together.
It was time to learn InDesign and brush up on his copywriting skills, so the cards could be created.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Do you have questions?
Here are our Search Quality Rater Guidelines that you’ll probably scroll past.
Is your name Rand Fishkin? No? Then please hold your backlinks… Just kidding, we love input. Tweet it to us, and we’ll tell you why it’s not ranking.
This game is about mastering SEO, not becoming part of the app rat race, you digital dinosaur.
🤦♂️ Tweet at us and tell us you did this exact thing, we’ll retweet you and then get you on your way.
Send a carrier pigeon because we’re old school, or hit us up on Twitter. Both are equally reliable for getting lost in the digital ether.
We will let ChatGPT create all our content for us.
Looking at you, Matt Cutts. We thought our spammy backlink strategy was foolproof. Now, where will we party at the next big SEO conference?
Yes! His name is Timmy, and we keep him sustained on a diet of Google Trends and caffeine-free green tea. We pay him in social media likes, grounding him in digital marketing from the get-go. Check out our Instagram for his latest hot takes on SEO trends.
We don’t know, but we suspect it’s got something to do with our unparalleled ability to rank #1 in your heart. Feel free to endorse us for “FAQ writing” on LinkedIn.